RICE!


Well, here it is, a web page dedicated solely to rice!

The point of this page is convince the world of the sentience of rice, to show people that we should not blindly eat them as they (and not the mice) are truly the most intelligent beings on the planet. Right now, I have nothing here so if any kind souls could scan in pictures of rice or write rice-related stories for me (no cooking stories, please! (think of the rice!)), that would be much appreciated.

All right, just to let you know a little background on the subject of rice, all rice are part of a giant Continuum, the whole of which is much more intelligent than anything we puny humans could comprehend. They have chosen to act as a food source to help the human race prosper. Which is not to say that they think we humans are superior in any way. They just are so advanced that they now choose to see how other beings develop.


Okay, I have a slight confession to make. This page is actually kind of a joke. You'd be surprised how many people thought it was serious though. Anyway, there's a pretty low probability that I'll ever do anything interesting with this page. Zero, unless someone prompts me with something good. Ah well...

If you're interested, however, in learning more about rice, riceweb happens to have a lot of pretty interesting facts and figures. That's really probably the best place to look for further information. The theory given here is little more than the expression of pre-show jitters by Annelisse and me.


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