The point of this page is convince the world of the sentience of rice, to show people that we should not blindly eat them as they (and not the mice) are truly the most intelligent beings on the planet. Right now, I have nothing here so if any kind souls could scan in pictures of rice or write rice-related stories for me (no cooking stories, please! (think of the rice!)), that would be much appreciated.
All right, just to let you know a little background on the subject of rice,
all rice are part of a giant Continuum, the whole of which is much more
intelligent than anything we puny humans could comprehend. They have chosen
to act as a food source to help the human race prosper. Which is not to say
that they think we humans are superior in any way. They just are so advanced
that they now choose to see how other beings develop.
If you're interested, however, in learning more about rice, riceweb happens to have a lot of pretty interesting
facts and figures. That's really probably the best
place to look for further information. The theory given here is little
more than the expression of pre-show jitters by Annelisse
and me.