Did you honestly think I was going to give away my secret identity here?
This web page can be accessed by even the most unscrupulous of
supervillains. No, I'm afraid I can't reveal my secret identity here.
But I am a superhero. Ask me in person and I might tell
you who my alter-ego is. (Hint: I was trained by Peter Crisman a.k.a.--oh
wait, I can't tell you that either. Sorry.)
